A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” I can’t jump out the…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.” The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the…
A guy asked a girl in a university library
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “NO! I DON’T…
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key…
“I’m helping a friend clean her house and she showed me this. It’s in the kitchen at knee level. What is it for, being that low? She thought a dog bath but #1 that would have to be a small dog and #2 not sure people had fru fru small house dogs as much a hundred years ago.” via Jennifer Leggett Jacka
In the realm of domestic architecture and interior design, there are certain elements that provide a rich glimpse into the lifestyles, social structures, and practical considerations of…
AITA for my reaction when I learned that my fiance
My fiance M33, and I F28 are getting married in december. His mom is the intrusive type but she’s nice overall and we….somewhat get along. I hate…
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time, and all agree that the bar is a nice…