Yes Or No?

Two people living in a retirement home, an old man and an old woman, had known each other for several years.

One evening there was a community dinner in the large meeting hall. They were both at the same table, facing each other.

During the meal, the man gave her a few admiring glances and then finally worked up the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me? After about six seconds of “careful consideration,” she said, “Yes. Yes, I will. The meal ended, and after some pleasant conversation, they went to their respective places.

The next morning, the man was in a bad mood. “Did she say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?” He could not remember. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t remember. Not even a faint memory.

Frightened, he went to the phone and called her. First he told her that he couldn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the good evening that had passed. When he got a little more courage, he asked, “When I asked you to marry me, did you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’?” He was delighted to hear her say, “Yes, I did, and I said it with all my heart.

Then he continued, “I’m so glad you called because I couldn’t remember who asked me!”

Related Posts

HUSBAND AND WIFE GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said,…

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?

“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m….

An old man was sitting on a train.

across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight,…

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and…

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated<

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *