A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I
t’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.
A wife asks her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?” “No” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the…
A Navy man walks into a bar, gives the bartender a conspiratorial wink and says, “Quick, pour me a drink, before the trouble starts.” The bartender pours…
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how…
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got…
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember…
A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He…