Two Canadians Die And Go To Hell

The Devil decides to pay them a visit, so he enters their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re so happy.

They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we came from, and this place is nice and toasty.” The Devil, annoyed, storms off and goes to Hell’s boiler room where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, being begged by all sorts of people along the way to turn the heat back down. He enters the room and sees the Canadians having a barbecue. He angrily asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t miss this beautiful weather without getting the barbecue out!” The devil realizes he’s done the wrong thing.

He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s colder than it’s ever been on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He yells at them in anger, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!!!” They look at him and yell at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!”

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