A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing…
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small…
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it’s going by. As he gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Impeccable…
On Monday morning the Postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that…
After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. “Your husband is very sick,” the doctor said. “Still, you can do three…