While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continues to accelerate. 75MPH… 80MPH… … and out of nowhere a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view of her rear-view mirror.
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking seniors are not so smart and that…
“To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me. To my son I leave the pleasure of…
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a…
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.” “Yeah,”…
Joke: A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed man drinks a shot…
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how…