Joke of the day

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?’ The husband laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl.’ The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: ‘So, honey, how was the trip?’ ‘Very good, thank you.’ ‘And, what happened to my present?’ ‘Which present?’ She asked.

‘The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!’ ‘Oh, that’ she said ‘Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl !!!’

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