A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan.
When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites one of the customers. The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer. I don’t know…probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.
My fiance M33, and I F28 are getting married in december. His mom is the intrusive type but she’s nice overall and we….somewhat get along. I hate…
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time, and all agree that the bar is a nice…
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it…
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…
“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.” Little Johnny says,…
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor…