The cop says to the man: – Do you know that you were speeding, sir? – No officer, I didn’t know I was speeding…

The wife then says: – Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.

The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says: – Well, since I’ve got you pulled over did, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
– No sir, I did not know that… The wife says: – Oh please, Henry! I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!

The husband grinds his teeth but keep silent. The cop then adds: – And I noticed that you left rear lights weren’t working either. – Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.

The wife says: – Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn’t need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.

The man explodes with anger: – WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, YOU BITCH?

The cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her: – Does he always talk to you this way? – Oh no, officer, only when he’s been drinking.