Man: Hey little girl, want to ride on the back of my motorcycle?
Girl: No. Man: Come on sweetie, I’ll give you five dollars if you ride with me.
Girl: Get away from me or I’ll call the cops. Man: How about twenty dollars, just get on the back with me.
Girl: (Starts running) No way! Man: Okay, final offer, twenty dollars and a bag of candy. Girl: Look, Dad, you had to buy a Honda instead of a Harley, you ride it!
A wife asks her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?” “No” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the…
A Navy man walks into a bar, gives the bartender a conspiratorial wink and says, “Quick, pour me a drink, before the trouble starts.” The bartender pours…
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how…
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got…
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember…
A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He…