Kevin had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive

When Kevin did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Kevin, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!” He then went to Kevin’s car and cut up its leather seats. When he turned around, Kevin had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!” He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Kevin’s car. When he turns and looks at Kevin, he has a smile on his face. Driver is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all its tires. Now Kevin is laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on Kevin’s car and sets it on fire. He turns around and Kevin is laughing so hard he is about to fall down. “What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked. Kevin replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!!”

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