A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over…
After entering my room one day, my step-sister said to me, «Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.» I took off her shirt. Then she commands, «Take…
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” I can’t jump out the…
“Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The father added, “First, we swim around them…
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at home. Unfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to catastrophic…
AITA for last minute declining to go to a friends wedding that is dry on new years eve Asshole POO Mode My buddy (33M) is getting married…