A guy asked a girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, – I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!’ And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”

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