Man: Hey little girl, want to ride on the back of my motorcycle?
Girl: No. Man: Come on sweetie, I’ll give you five dollars if you ride with me.
Girl: Get away from me or I’ll call the cops. Man: How about twenty dollars, just get on the back with me.
Girl: (Starts running) No way! Man: Okay, final offer, twenty dollars and a bag of candy. Girl: Look, Dad, you had to buy a Honda instead of a Harley, you ride it!
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” I can’t jump out the…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he…
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.” The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the…
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “NO! I DON’T…