A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school robot slaps son SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD:
Which one? SON: Toy Story robot slaps son again SON: Ok, it was A Day with a P**n Star.DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what p*n was. *Robot slaps dad МОМ: HAHA!! After all he is your son, Robot slaps mom
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said,…
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in…
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m….
across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight,…
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and…
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t…