“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
“Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie referred me to…
Man: Hey little girl, want to ride on the back of my motorcycle? Girl: No. Man: Come on sweetie, I’ll give you five dollars if you ride…
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as…
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”…
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking seniors are not so smart and that…
“To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me. To my son I leave the pleasure of…