Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day. However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection. They all arrive at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is waiting for them. St. Peter asks, “So, what’s your story?” The first of the three men replies, “Well, I think I just died in a car accident. St. Peter nods and asks, “And what car were you driving on Earth?” “A Pontiac Firebird,” replies the mortal.

“Oh, I see. Well, unfortunately, that means you’re going to hell, son.” The second man approaches and is asked the same question. The second man looks slightly concerned as he replies, “I was driving a Ford Mondeo. “Sorry, going down,” says St. Peter. The third man cautiously steps forward.

“So,” St. Peter asks, “what kind of car were you driving?” “Uh, a Land Rover,” comes the shaky reply.

“Well, welcome to heaven, son,” says St. Peter. The Land Rover driver is a little confused and says, “I thought I was in trouble. What is going on?” St. Peter smiles and says, “Son, you’ve already been through hell.