“To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me.
To my son I leave the pleasure of working for a living – for 25 years, he thought the pleasure was all mine.” — Best dis ever. Was in my Wills & Trusts book in law school as an example of people talking shit in their wills (you’re supposed to discourage them as lawyers from doing so)
My fiance M33, and I F28 are getting married in december. His mom is the intrusive type but she’s nice overall and we….somewhat get along. I hate…
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time, and all agree that the bar is a nice…
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it…
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…
“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.” Little Johnny says,…
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor…