A man was praying in church. He looks up to the sky and says, “God, can you answer one question for me?” “Sure, my son,” God says, “what do you want to know?”
“God, what does a million years mean to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I think I understand. What is a million dollars to you?”
“Son,” says God, “to me a million dollars is like a penny.” “Hmm,” says the man. He continues to pray, but after a while he looks up. “God,” he asks, “can I have a penny?” “Sure,” says God. “Just a second.”
