A couple decides that they need a guard dog. The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to protect my house.

The clerk replies, “I have the perfect dog for you,” and then shows the man a Chihuahua. The man is not impressed and says, “I need a dog to guard our house and ward off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that. “But this is no ordinary Chihuahua. This is an attack Chihuahua!” said the clerk, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! Attack Chihuahua, chair”.

The clerk pointed to a chair, and the man and the clerk watched as the Chihuahua tore it apart, leaving only splinters. “Wow,” said the man, “but I still think we need a real guard dog.”

“Are you sure?” replied the woman, “I’ll show you again, the aggressive Chihuahua, the table!” She pointed to a table and again the Chihuahua smashed it.

The man said, “Okay, okay, I’ll take it.” When he brought it home, his wife was very upset. “Why did you buy a Chihuahua?!” she yelled. “Because,” he replied, “this is no ordinary Chihuahua, this is an attack Chihuahua!” “Attack Chihuahua, my a**!” she replied.