How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(This is a 6 in 1 joke) Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left? Person 2: 499. Person 1: Correct! Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Person 2: That’s not physically possible. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door! Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door! Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it? Person 2: I don’t know. Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!

Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How? Person 2: I’m not too sure about that. Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles! Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested. Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party! Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How? Person 2: The crocodiles ate her? Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.