While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continues to accelerate. 75MPH… 80MPH… … and out of nowhere a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view of her rear-view mirror.
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley for speeding and asks the older biker his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?” the officer asks. “Just…
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns…
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want…
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car…
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table….