A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had the last bowl.
The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his meal, but that the bowl of chili is still full. He asks him, “Are you going to eat that chili?” The other man says, “No, by all means, help yourself. He pushes the bowl of chili over and begins to eat. It’s delicious – the best chunky chili he’s had in a long time.
When he gets about halfway through, his spoon hits something. Surprised, he looks down and sees a dead mouse in the bowl and immediately throws up all the chili. The other man says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got.
